Zelda: Kingdom’s Tears fans use the rod to solve puzzles and kill bosses

since The Legend of Zelda: Kingdom’s Tears On May 12, fans were obsessing over the new game’s creation capabilities. Thanks to Link’s new skills, particularly the Fuse and Ultrahand, players are, too Build absurdities like planes and tanks to commit war crimes In the kingdom of Hyrule. But there’s one object people can’t stop creating: cocks, dicks, sh*t, penises, gangs—you get it.

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Critics called Breath of the Wild sequel Certified Classics, a device that makes great use of the aging Switch hardware. And with Link’s many new runic abilities that allow him to fuse things together or return an object’s location in the world, people are letting their imaginations run wild. Like, really wild.

Hyrule Kingdom can’t escape from the bars

Link gets a whole new set of rune abilities in Totk which replaces his age putu That. So say goodbye to things like Magnesis and Stasis, and instead say hello to things like Ascend and Autobuild — two skills that allow Link to slip through solid surfaces and instantly build past creations, respectively. Mixed in are Fuse and Ultrahand, abilities that give Link the ability to fuse things together to make anything from giant mechs to pickup trucks. And while people are fully building these things, many players are here to flood Hyrule Kingdom with rails. Lots of dicksIn reality.

you have flamethrowerAnd thick barsAnd Cars that look like railsAnd Dick missilesAnd Rods with boulders for balls-and the list goes on and on and on. Hell, Twitter user HKSIcabb even had our wild hero ride a rod… a raft.

Meanwhile, hideyopo made some mecha monster on wheels that was watering a patch of Hyrulean grass with his water-spraying rod.

What’s going on? Why a few days after launch, Totk Fans stuck on dicks? There are some interesting theories, eg Freud’s fear of castration or idea that Everything is a penis size contest. cheerfulness He wrote in 2017 that Dick’s drawings are actually about toxic masculinity—which isn’t all that surprising. until Kotaku I thought about this question in a 2013 blog post, and talk to developers and psychologists to answer why bars are so ubiquitous in games. And while we’ve come to the conclusion that drawing a penis is “overreaching,” there’s another, simpler answer here: Funny dicks.

They are (mostly) hairy and (sometimes) stooped. They come in all different shapes and sizes, and for the most part, they act as if they have a mind of their own. They’re quirky, offering both comedy and sex at the same time. And as Wisdom – an aphorism Written in 2015, Funny dicks For “in spite of what they indicate, there is no real place for them in the world, and yet they do exist.”

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These are facts. Because no matter where you look on the Internet, from TikTok to Reddit to Twitter, there is a file Totk rod. It is almost inevitable now. At least the other Autobuild, Fuse, Ultrahand, and Link abilities can be used for something other than genitalia—Although players use it to torture. I believe Queer Coded Wild Champion He is actually a wild war criminal. Excuse me.